Saturday, December 25, 2010
BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/NEW YEAR SHAYARI: BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/NEW YEAR SHAYARI ONE
BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/NEW YEAR SHAYARI: BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/NEW YEAR SHAYARI ONE: "BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/NEW YEAR SHAYARI ONE Naya saal aaye banke ujala, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tala,Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Upar..."
BADAPALASPAL/RAJSome Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style: BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayar...
BADAPALASPAL/RAJSome Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style: BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayar...: "BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…! Ek-Khubsurti..! Ek-Tajgi..! Ek-Sapn..."
BADAPALASPAL/RAJSome Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style: BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayar...
BADAPALASPAL/RAJSome Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style: BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayar...: "BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…! Ek-Khubsurti..! Ek-Tajgi..! Ek-Sapn..."
BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style
BADAPALASPAL/RAJAMAHAKUD/Some Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style
tere qadamon pe sar hogaa qazaa sar pe khari hogii
phir us sajde kaa kyaa kahanaa anokhii bandagii hogii
nasiim-e-subah gulashan mein gulon se khelatii hogii
kisii kii aakharii hichakii kisii kii dillagii hogii
dikhaa duuNgaa sar-e-mahafil bataa duuNgaa sar-e-mahashar
vo mere dil mein honge aur duniyaa dekhatii hogii
mazaa aa jaayegaa mahashar mein phir sunane-sunaane kaa
zubaaN hogii vahaaN merii kahaanii aap kii hogii
tumhen daanistaa mahafil mein jo dekhaa ho to mujarim
nazar aaKhir nazar hai be-iraadaa uTh ga_ii hogii
Some Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style….
Makhi aur Machar
Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.
What a Women Want
6″-6.2″ jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,"tum kitni nice ho".
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
Arz Kiya Hai….
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…
Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake
dekha to santra tha,
cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi
santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha
Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade
Aur kalejamera thanda ho jae.
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?
unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unkigali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
Kanjoos Ashiq
Kanjoos Aashiq
============ ==
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )
Innocent Aashiq
============ ====
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Careful Aashiq
============ ==
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"
Married
=======
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.
Truthful Aashiq
============ ===
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chechak Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
Still to be a Aashiq
============ ========
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla
Sweet Insulting Hindi SMS Shayari
Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho
Bhul Jata Hoon….. Zaroori Kaam hai lekin Rozana Bhul jata hun
Mujhey tum se Mohabbat hai batana Bhul jata hun
Teri Galion Mein Phirna itna ahca Lagta hai
Mein Rasta Yad Rakhta hun thikana Bhul jata hun
Bas itni baat per main Logon ko ahca nahi lagta
Mein neki kar tu deta hun Jatana Bhul jata hun
Shararat le ke Ankhon main wo Tera Dekhna touba
Mein Nazron pe jami Nazrein jhukana Bhul jata hun
Mohabat kab hui Kesay hui sub yad hai mujh ko
Mein kar k Mohabat ko Bhulana Bhul jata hun.
Jaane kyun……
Jaane
kyun……
Dil main rehati hai tu….
Teri woh
yaadein……….
Bhoolaa nahi paatein…
Woh beete pal….
Na
jaane phir se kyun…..
Humein tadpaaye……
Chen loot
jaayeee…..
Shayari
Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad,
Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baad,
Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai,
Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad,
Hindi Shayari
Tumahari Jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Khulkar le rahe khoos tumhari jay ho
Chunaw jeet kar no do gyara fir na loto kabhi dubara
Sansad me tum khursi todo khate ho pashuo ka chara
Bin khurshimskil hai jeena
Chipake ho majboot tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Panch sitara hotal me wiskirum kee botal me
Inkee ye jan sewa dekho janta pisti phokat me
Satta ka sihasan pane
Ghar me karwate phot tumhari jay ho
Dish liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Inki bhes inhi ka danda cool cool or thanda thanda
Inke bhashn jahar bujhe hai jane kab ho jaye danga
Sang chale chamche or gurge
Nanga chalejuloos tumhari jay ho
Dish liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Bech rahe ye roj iman fir bhi bhart desh mahan
Pathr par hai nam khudate khadi wale ye bhagwan
Sanwidhan kee udi dhajjiya
Bane afla toon tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Kaha garibi kee rekha hai jakar pass nahi dekha hai
Parja tantr me janta ko bas dudh ki makhi sa feka hai
Tel nahi apni chmini me
Inke ghar fanush tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot umhari jay ho
Our aim is to disturb the sleep of others.Thank u..
GOOD NIGHT……………………
By Mr RAJA MAHAKUD/ BADAPALASPAL
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!
terii taariif karate hai.n to isame.n kyaa buraii hai
Khudaa ne apne haatho.n se terii suurat banaii hai
hazaaro.n kii tarah sun le terii rusavaaii ke Dar se
teri tasviir hamne kitaabo.n me.n chhupaaii hai
terii maasuum suurat kii yahii taariif hai sun le
zabaa.N pe hai yahii sab ke Khudaaii hai Khudaaii hai
marz ye ishq kaa aisaa lagaa ki phir nahii.n chhuuTaa
duaa bhii hamane kii "Akbar" davaa bhii aazamaaii hai
Hindi Shayari
terii Khushbuu kaa pataa kartii hai
mujh pe ehasaan havaa kartii hai
shab kii tanhaa_ii me.n ab to aksar
guftaguu tujh se rahaa kartii hai
dil ko us raah pe chalnaa hii nahii.n
jo mujhe tujh se judaa kartii hai
zindagii merii thii lekin ab to
tere kahane me.n rahaa kartii hai
us ne dekhaa hii nahii.n varnaa ye aa.Nkh
dil kaa ehavaal kahaa kartii hai
beniyaaz-e-kaaf-e-dariyaa angusht
ret par naam likhaa kartii hai
shaam parte hii kisii shaKhs kii yaad
koochaa-e-jaaN mein sadaa kartii hai
mujh se bhii us kaa hai vaisaa hii suluuk
haal jo teraa ana??? kartii hai
dukh huaa karataa hai kuchh aur bayaa.N
baat kuchh aur huaa kartii hai
abr barase to inaayat us kii
shaaKh to sirf duaa kartii hai
masalaa jab bhii uThaa chiraaGo.n kaa
faisalaa sirf havaa kartii hai
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!
terii taariif karate hai.n to isame.n kyaa buraii hai
Khudaa ne apne haatho.n se terii suurat banaii hai
hazaaro.n kii tarah sun le terii rusavaaii ke Dar se
teri tasviir hamne kitaabo.n me.n chhupaaii hai
terii maasuum suurat kii yahii taariif hai sun le
zabaa.N pe hai yahii sab ke Khudaaii hai Khudaaii hai
marz ye ishq kaa aisaa lagaa ki phir nahii.n chhuuTaa
duaa bhii hamane kii "Akbar" davaa bhii aazamaaii hai
Hindi Shayari
terii Khushbuu kaa pataa kartii hai
mujh pe ehasaan havaa kartii hai
shab kii tanhaa_ii me.n ab to aksar
guftaguu tujh se rahaa kartii hai
dil ko us raah pe chalnaa hii nahii.n
jo mujhe tujh se judaa kartii hai
zindagii merii thii lekin ab to
tere kahane me.n rahaa kartii hai
us ne dekhaa hii nahii.n varnaa ye aa.Nkh
dil kaa ehavaal kahaa kartii hai
beniyaaz-e-kaaf-e-dariyaa angusht
ret par naam likhaa kartii hai
shaam parte hii kisii shaKhs kii yaad
koochaa-e-jaaN mein sadaa kartii hai
mujh se bhii us kaa hai vaisaa hii suluuk
haal jo teraa ana??? kartii hai
dukh huaa karataa hai kuchh aur bayaa.N
baat kuchh aur huaa kartii hai
abr barase to inaayat us kii
shaaKh to sirf duaa kartii hai
masalaa jab bhii uThaa chiraaGo.n kaa
faisalaa sirf havaa kartii hai
Hindi Shayari
tere qadamon pe sar hogaa qazaa sar pe khari hogii
phir us sajde kaa kyaa kahanaa anokhii bandagii hogii
nasiim-e-subah gulashan mein gulon se khelatii hogii
kisii kii aakharii hichakii kisii kii dillagii hogii
dikhaa duuNgaa sar-e-mahafil bataa duuNgaa sar-e-mahashar
vo mere dil mein honge aur duniyaa dekhatii hogii
mazaa aa jaayegaa mahashar mein phir sunane-sunaane kaa
zubaaN hogii vahaaN merii kahaanii aap kii hogii
tumhen daanistaa mahafil mein jo dekhaa ho to mujarim
nazar aaKhir nazar hai be-iraadaa uTh ga_ii hogii
Some Nice Jokes in Shayaries Style….
Makhi aur Machar
Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.
What a Women Want
6″-6.2″ jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,"tum kitni nice ho".
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
Arz Kiya Hai….
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye…
Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake
dekha to santra tha,
cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi
santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha
Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade
Aur kalejamera thanda ho jae.
Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?
unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unkigali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
Kanjoos Aashiq
============ ==
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne mobile par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah……… )
Innocent Aashiq
============ ====
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Careful Aashiq
============ ==
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"
Married
=======
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.
Truthful Aashiq
============ ===
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chechak Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
Still to be a Aashiq
============ ========
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hai re meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua santa nikla
Sweet Insulting Hindi SMS Shayari
Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho
Bhul Jata Hoon….. Zaroori Kaam hai lekin Rozana Bhul jata hun
Mujhey tum se Mohabbat hai batana Bhul jata hun
Teri Galion Mein Phirna itna ahca Lagta hai
Mein Rasta Yad Rakhta hun thikana Bhul jata hun
Bas itni baat per main Logon ko ahca nahi lagta
Mein neki kar tu deta hun Jatana Bhul jata hun
Shararat le ke Ankhon main wo Tera Dekhna touba
Mein Nazron pe jami Nazrein jhukana Bhul jata hun
Mohabat kab hui Kesay hui sub yad hai mujh ko
Mein kar k Mohabat ko Bhulana Bhul jata hun.
Jaane kyun……
Jaane
kyun……
Dil main rehati hai tu….
Teri woh
yaadein……….
Bhoolaa nahi paatein…
Woh beete pal….
Na
jaane phir se kyun…..
Humein tadpaaye……
Chen loot
jaayeee…..
Shayari
Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad,
Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega vaqt aane ke baad,
Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai,
Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad,
Hindi Shayari
Tumahari Jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Khulkar le rahe khoos tumhari jay ho
Chunaw jeet kar no do gyara fir na loto kabhi dubara
Sansad me tum khursi todo khate ho pashuo ka chara
Bin khurshimskil hai jeena
Chipake ho majboot tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Panch sitara hotal me wiskirum kee botal me
Inkee ye jan sewa dekho janta pisti phokat me
Satta ka sihasan pane
Ghar me karwate phot tumhari jay ho
Dish liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Inki bhes inhi ka danda cool cool or thanda thanda
Inke bhashn jahar bujhe hai jane kab ho jaye danga
Sang chale chamche or gurge
Nanga chalejuloos tumhari jay ho
Dish liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Bech rahe ye roj iman fir bhi bhart desh mahan
Pathr par hai nam khudate khadi wale ye bhagwan
Sanwidhan kee udi dhajjiya
Bane afla toon tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot tumhari jay ho
Kaha garibi kee rekha hai jakar pass nahi dekha hai
Parja tantr me janta ko bas dudh ki makhi sa feka hai
Tel nahi apni chmini me
Inke ghar fanush tumhari jay ho
Desh liya sab loot umhari jay ho
Our aim is to disturb the sleep of others.Thank u..
GOOD NIGHT……………………
By Mr RAJA MAHAKUD/ BADAPALASPAL
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